Meet Ziso, our VP of BS (beer sales)

Meet Ziso, our VP of BS (beer sales)

Name:  Ziso Job Title:  V.P. of B.S. (Beer Sales) Nickname:  Smooooth Hoperator Home Town:  Lives under the Skydome, in a similar style to The Hobbit, or one of the Teletubbies. Experience:  Ziso claims that he is so good at sales, he could even sell rain to an Englishman. but freely admits that selling beer to people that like beer is “an easy...
Meet Tyler, our Beverage Dissemination Officer

Meet Tyler, our Beverage Dissemination Officer

Name:  Tyler Job Title:  Beverage Dissemination Officer, Hoperations Department Ambition:  Enjoys doing “Tough Mudder” so much, Tyler would like to spend one entire month completely submerged in mud; just to see what it feels like. Claim to Fame:  Tyler claims he can lift two full kegs of beer above his head, and hold them there for 60 seconds. However, our robust safety procedures strictly prohibit the practice of “keg lifting” so he can’t show us. We will just have to take him at his word. Hobbies:  Running, jumping and poking dead things with a...
Meet Kevin, Employee of the Month (March 2006)

Meet Kevin, Employee of the Month (March 2006)

Name:  Kevin Job Title:  Employee of the Month, March 2006. Claim to Fame:  Was once asked to leave a bar (in New Orleans) because he looks like a gangster. Biggest Attribute:  Has an English accent (although we think it’s fake – he’s probably from Alabama). Biggest Fault:  “The only thing that stops me being perfect, is that I’m just a little too humble”. Favourite Beer:  “The next...
Meet Muthu; our Chief Wisdom Officer

Meet Muthu; our Chief Wisdom Officer

Name:  Muthu Job Title:  Chief Wisdom Officer Experience:  25 years as a master brewer.   Widely known in craft beer circles as a “genius” (a claim that is played down by Muthu…..maybe because it’s true). Role at Bell City:  Provide guidance to the brewing team, based on hundreds of years of knowledge and experience. Favourite Book:  An Ale of Two Cities Annoying Habits:  Finishes each sentence with the words “in accordance with prophesy”. Claim to Fame:  Probably invented oxygen, he’s so damn...
Meet Dennis; our Chief Beer Taster

Meet Dennis; our Chief Beer Taster

  Name:  Dennis Job Title:   Chief Beer Taster Persona:  Man of mystery. Only has one name, in a similar style to Britney, Madonna and Spiderman. Leadership Style:  Insists on motivating everyone by playing “Eye of the Tiger” all day and shouting “We can do it! We can do it!!“ Secret Gift:  Can tell the future through lipstick stains. Claim to Fame:  Taught his pet parrot to say “Help! They turned me into a parrot!!”    ...